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If you are reading this now, who knows where I’ll be. I might be in a Vietnamese prison, your neighborhood Italian restaurant, or even right behind you this very minute. A pirate’s life is a wonderful life. As a scientific pirate, I can see the natural marvels of the planet in complete safety.

My name is Delmond Conagher, and here’s my story. 

I am a scientific pirate, which just means I live a pirate’s life in the name of science, mostly on land, that is. Most people call me Dell, but you can call me Don. I have degrees in mechanical engineering in various colleges across the United States of America, as well as one in my own garage. As you can tell, I like to build things. Building has always been my passion, and it always will be.

So how, you might ask, did you become a scientific pirate who studies tectonics? 

It all happened when I was in the middle of a multi-million dollar project in Los Angeles creating a transportable multi-heal mechanism for the US army. As I was finishing up the final details, an earthquake rocked our city. One of the crucial parts of the system got seriously damaged, requiring time to fix. At the moment, I was infuriated, when one of my coworkers, Mr. Mundy, said that it was all part of the Earth’s natural mechanics. Mechanics? I figured it was time to go see some of these mechanics in the flesh. It would certainly make its mark in the long list of things engineering on my résumé, and I would also get a chance to "pirate" some cool things along the way.